Criminal Minds - "Snoring" (ENGLISH)

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Author: dunderklumpen
Title: "Snoring"
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Rossi/Reid (established relationship)
Rating: PG
Word Count: Really short, only 344 words.
Summary: Rossi is snoring.
Disclaimer: Criminal Minds is the property of CBS.
A/N: Originally written for tristraine who wanted Rossi, Reid and friendship. But sorry, I couldn't write "friendship only".
Beta: failte_aoife and luthien82 were the two sweethearts who helped me with the translation. Thanks!

“Snoring”

 

He was woken by an ungentle nudge to his ribs.

“Hmmm?“ he  murmured drowsily and was just about to turn to the other side when he heard Spencer's accusing voice.

“You're snoring.“

He opened his eyes and blinked at his lover who had turned to him, his arm stuck under the pillow.

“Hmm?“ he asked again, quite inarticulate.

“You're snoring,“ Spencer repeated, apparently not sure whether he should be angry about Dave having robbed him of his sleep or just laugh about it.

“No I don't.” Dave answered simply.

“Yes, you do.”

Dave sat up and leaned on his elbow.

“Nobody has ever complained about me snoring,” he declared.

“Because they're all afraid of you,” grinned Spencer, amused.

Dave snorted disdainfully. “You don't know my ex-wives,” he answered, “If anyone had a reason to be  afraid, it was me!”

“Really?” Spencer asked and gave him a skeptical look. “That doesn't change the fact that your snores could wake up the dead. I didn't get a wink of sleep!”

“Just you wait!”

Spencer laughed. “Oh really? And what do you intend to do?”

With a speed Spencer didn't expect, David turned around and rolled on top of Spencer, his weight pressing him into the mattress. But Spencer was ignoring him and just continued to laugh. Dave grinned. His face was so close to Spencer's that he could feel the younger man's breath on his lips.

“I don't snore,” he repeated and Spencer grimaced.

“Yes, you do.”

“No, I don't.“

“Yes, you do.”

“No, I don't,“ Dave responded, stubborn.

“You know, you're as stubborn as a mule,” Spencer commented and started to squirm, Dave's weight on top of him starting to become uncomfortable.

“Yeah, and that's why you love me,” replied Dave, leaning on his arms when he noticed that he was getting too heavy for Spencer.

The young profiler still had a sardonic grin playing on his lips when he wrapped his arms around Dave's neck and closed the short distance by pulling him down.

“That's why I love you,” he agreed and kissed him.