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This is a Stiles/Danny Fanmix for shopfront's [community profile] fandomgiftbox I hope you'l like it.

Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Danny
Prompt: Stiles-is-bi-but-closeted common headcanon + Keahu saying he played Danny as having a secret crush on Stiles
Cover: I'm a total n00p at making art. But I didn't want to leave you without a cover. So that's my attempt...
A/N: In my headcanon for this Fanmix Danny has a huge crush on Stiles ever since he was younger. He's not really sure and pines from afar while Stiles is totally blind, wallows in self-pity and thinks he will forever be alone. Both go through some changes and mature until there might be a chance for them in the end. The songs are sometimes from Danny's and sometimes from Stiles' POV.
The music is quite an eclectic mix but they just fit the two lovebirds perfectly:)
Link: The Fanmix is uploaded at Sendspace. The folder is zipped and password protected. The link will be vaild for ca. 2 weeks.

Tracklist )

You can download the Fanmix

HERE

Password: StilesDanny

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Lyrics

Lyrics )

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Title: Picspam - "Porn through the centuries" Part 1 + Part 2
Author: dunderklumpen (DW, LJ, AO3)
Pairings: Het, slash + fem!slash
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A picspam in two parts about all kinds of porn from 25.000 BC until today.
Highlight for Warnings: It's porn! Het and gay pairings, masturbation, threesomes and more, bestiality (like in old greek statues), very light BDSM (masks, bondage, whip) + NSFW.


Porn through the centuries - Part 1

Porn through the centuries - Part 2


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Title: "True Friendship"
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles & Scott friendship. Only pre-slash if you want it to be. Scott/Isaac implied but off screen.
Rating: PG-12
Summary: Scott kneaded his hands nervously and took a step back. “I'll do it!“ he said.

“Huh?“

“I'll do it! I'll do it for you!“
 
Stiles was puzzled. “Risking you think I'm stupid but what the heck are you talking about? What do you want?“


True friendship shows in what you're ready to do for someone.
Word Count: 1.459 words
Warnings: Pseudo-incest, friendship, fluff, developing relationship, first time, boys being boys.
A/N: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] rei17 for the christmas challenge at [livejournal.com profile] deutsch_fandom .
This is a translation of a story I wrote originally in German as a gift for rei17. It's called "Wahre Freundschaft" and you can find it here.
Because I had a bit of writer's block I thought translating this old thing would maybe help to kickstart my creativity again.
Beta: Thanks to [personal profile] liz_mo !

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True Friendship (Scott & Stiles) )

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Title: "Take his hand"
Author: [personal profile] dunderklumpen
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Request/Prompt Used: "Realistic situations"
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Word Count/Art Medium: 1.254 words
Summary: Neville was still crying, but managed to do so silently.
Charlie was sure that nobody would have minded. They all understood how desperate and sad the boy must be. How alone he had to feel after his gram was gone, leaving him with two parents in St. Mungos who were out of their minds; not even able to identify their names, much less their own son. Neville was practically an orphan now and Charlie's heart went out to him.

Warnings: Sad, funeral, minor character death, future fic
A/N:
This fic was originally meant as a fill for [personal profile] digthewriter 's prompt "realistic situations" for [community profile] rarepair_shorts at LJ.
I saw the prompt and this fic was what immediately came to my mind. I wrote it down in an hour and thought that it was good... until I saw that under digthewriter's "dislikes" was "death". - Damn!
So this fic is inspired by the prompt but not an actual rarepair_shorts fill. So I'm posting it outside of the "wishlist summer 2017" event.
Still... I hope the rest of you like it:)
P.S.: Not a major character death but a character death nonetheless. Hence the warning.
Beta: Thank you so much to [personal profile] liz_mo because she was a sweetheart and looked it over:)

@ AO3


Take his hand )


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Title: "Coffee Foam Hearts"
Author: dunderklumpen
Recipient: digthewriter over at rarepair_shorts
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Request/Prompt Used: Coffee Shop AU
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Word Count/Art Medium: 445 words
Summary: Some people talk, some people sing and some make foam hearts.
A/N: It's only a short snippet and less Coffee Shop than I intended it to be. But I still hope you'll have fun.
Beta: Thank you so much to liz_mo because she was a sweetheart and looked it over:)

Coffee Foam Hearts )

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Title: "Drunk"
Author: [personal profile] dunderklumpen
Recipient: [personal profile] digthewriter over at [community profile] rarepair_shorts
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Request/Prompt Used: "Do you only want me when you're drunk?"
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Word Count/Art Medium: 233 words
Summary: Short snippet -> see prompt
Beta: Thank you so much to [personal profile] liz_mo because she was a sweetheart and looked it over:)

Drunk )
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Title: "A magical first date"
Author: [personal profile] dunderklumpen
Recipient: [personal profile] kittyaugust over at [community profile] rarepair_shorts
Pairing: Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood
Request/Prompt Used: "A unicorn isn't the worst thing to encounter on a first date, or is it?“
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Word Count/Art Medium: 840 words
Summary: “I'm not a virgin! Why the heck is it following us?“
Beta: Thank you so much to [personal profile] liz_mo because she was a sweetheart and looked it over:)


A magical first date )
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A couple of snippets I wrote for stydia's comment fic meme.
[personal profile] liz_mo was a sweetheart and looked it over.


Prompt: Teen Wolf; Derek/Allison; "He's good and he's bad and he's all that I've got"
Rating: PG


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Prompt: Teen Wolf; Stiles/Derek; "Are your tattoos moving?"
Rating: PG-12

Teen Wolf (Stiles/Derek) )
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Prompt: The Flash; m/m; "breath"
(Barry Allen/m) - The pairing is ambigious on purpose.
Rating: R

The Flash (Barry Allen/M) )

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Prompt: iZombie; Liv; "So, she's human now..."
Rating: PG-12

iZombie (Liv/Major) )



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Title: "Blind date"
Author: [personal profile] dunderklumpen
Recipient: For [personal profile] digthewriter  over at [community profile] rarepair_shorts 
Prompt: Blind dates
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Neville/Charlie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 221 words
Summary: What the title says. Some short, sweet fun with the boys.
Beta: Thank you so much to [personal profile] liz_mo because I'm no native speaker and she was a sweetheart and looked it over:)

Blind date )



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Title: "The sweetest Song of saddest Thought"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Recipient: For [livejournal.com profile] vix_spes for The Eleventh Annual Sons of Gondor Trick or Treat Fic/Art Exchange over at [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor.
Prompt: Éomer/Faramir - Faramir can't help but feel guilty that he can't love Éowyn as she loves him ... because he's already in love with her brother and has been for years.
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Faramir/Éomer + Faramir/Éowyn (onesided)
Rating: PG 13 just because it's slash
Word Count: 1.013 words
Summary: Deep down he was aware that her resemblance to her brother was the reason he had reached out to her in the first place.
Beta: Thank you so much to [livejournal.com profile] gothrockrulz because I'm no native speaker and she was a sweetheart and looked it over:)
A/N: My dear vix_spes, I tried my best with your prompt to make you happy. Unfortunately it became sadder (and shorter) than planned. Hope you still enjoy it.

Story @ AO3
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Autor: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Titel: "Wahre Freundschaft"
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Scott & Stiles - Freundschaft (Pre-Slash, wenn man will)
Rating: PG 12
Länge: 1.610 Wörter
Zusammenfassung: Wahre Freundschaft zeigt sich in dem, was man bereit ist, für den Anderen zu tun.
A/N: Wichtelgeschenk für [livejournal.com profile] rei17. Geschrieben für die Weihnachtschallenge auf [livejournal.com profile] deutsch_fandom. Ich hoffe, es gefällt.
Nicht gebetat. Alle Fehler bitte großzügig überlesen;)


Wahre Freundschaft )
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Title: "The Dying Hobbit"
Author: Resacon1990
Reader: dunderklumpen
Fandom: The Hobbit
Type: Slash
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Length: > 1 hour
Pairing: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Music: 10cc: "You got a cold"
Summary: "It's just a cold," Gandalf says the following morning when Bilbo wakes up feeling completely under the weather, "a few days rest in bed will do you good, dear fellow." - Or, the one where Bilbo has a cold and everyone thinks he's dying.
A/N: This story is part of the Big Bang 2.0 Challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] hobbitstory.
Unfortunately I had trouble finding a Beta so I'm hoping it's okay despite the accent of a non-native speaker:) If there are grave pronunciation mistakes, let me know and I'll fix it.
I'm terribly sorry I'm too late with the podfic. It's not like I had months and months of time. *sigh* My time management sucks! And of course when you have no time for anything else RL interferes, your computer takes revenge and you're too late for everything. One could argue that, if I hadn't been last minute, I would have had enough time to fix everything in time. But hey... it's finally finished. Of course there's always something not as perfect as I would have liked it but in the end I had tons of fun recording this great story and I hope you'll have listening to it as well:)
No podfic without cover. I'm a n00p at making art but I tried to make something:)

Story on AO3

Link to the podfic


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Dies sind ein paar Snippets, die ich für die Weihnachts-Challenge auf [livejournal.com profile] deutsch_fandom geschrieben habe. Zuerst sollten es Drabbles werden, dann hat das nicht so geklappt und jetzt nenne ich sie großzügig Snippets, kümmere mich nicht um den Word Count und poste sie alle zusammen in einem Eintrag, weil sie für einen eigenen zu kurz sind und das sich nicht wirklich lohnt.
Nichts davon ist gebetat, alle Fehler sind mir:)

Autor: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles/Derek bzw. Friendship
Rating: PG
Wichtelgeschenk für [livejournal.com profile] rei17
Zusammenfassung: Alles, was ich schreibe, wäre länger als das Snippet. Aber es geht um eine gute Umarmung;)

Teen Wolf )

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Autor: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Fandom: Tatort Münster
Pairing: Thiel/Börne bzw. Friendship
Rating: PG
Wichtelgeschenk für [livejournal.com profile] anja79
Zusammenfassung:
Weihnachtsfluff am Heiligabend

Tatort Münster )

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Autor: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Fandom: X-Men
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Genre: AU-ish (?)
Rating: R, weil death!fic
Zusammenfassung: Abschiede - aber man kann es auch als eine Art positiven Abschied interpretieren... nicht nur traurig.
A/N: Ich war mir nicht sicher, ob ich das hier überhaupt posten soll, weil natürlich keiner, derjenigen, die C/E mögen, death!fic haben wollte. Und ich hatte auch gar nicht die Absicht, sowas überhaupt zu schreiben. Aber dann hat es sich verselbstständigt und jetzt ist es hier und ich fände es schade, wenn ich es nicht doch posten würde. Deshalb ist diese Fic allen C/E-Liebhabern gewidmet und quasi ein Snippet für viele Strümpfe. So kann jeder, der C/E als Pairing angegeben hat, selbst entscheiden, ob er es lesen und als Geschenk akzeptieren möchte oder lieber nicht.

X-Men )
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Title: "Three Men in a Bed"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fennishjournal
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Genre: Fluff
Characters: John/Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Length: > 10 minutes
Music: Damien Rice: "Color me in"
Summary: Shameless friendship fluff
For the kinkmeme prompt: S/J/L Blanket fic: I don't care if they're stuck somewhere cold and trying to stay warm or just want to snuggle, I just really want S/J/L snuggling up under the same blanket :)
Reader's Note: This story is a present for [livejournal.com profile] fennishjournal for the Christmas Challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] deutsch_fandom.
The podfic isn't betaed so I really, really hope it's okay. You know I'm german and I know I have an awful accent when reading english. But I think it's bearable and usually the podfic community doesn't care. So hopefully you'll have fun with the podfic. I certainly had fun recording it:)
No podfic without cover. I'm a n00p at making art but I didn't want you to have a podfic without it. So I tried to make at least something halfway decent.

Story on AO3

Link to the podfic

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Cover by hyndara71

Titel: "Im Körper des Freundes"
Autor: [livejournal.com profile] callisto24
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Genre: Bodyswap, Crack
Pairing: John/Sherlock bzw. John & Sherlock
Rating: PG-13; Pre-Slash, wenn man kurz Mal wegschaut;)
Länge: Ca. 1 Stunde
Musik: Mick McAuley & Winifred Horan - "To Make You Feel My Love"
Zusammenfassung: Sherlock und Watson finden sich jeweils im Körper des anderen wieder. Die Frage ist warum?
Anmerkungen: Diese Podfic ist eine Zusammenarbeit für [livejournal.com profile] pod_together 2014. Die Zusammenarbeit hat viel Spaß gemacht, auch, wenn es ungewohnt war, auf Deutsch aufzunehmen. Zur Podfic muss ich anmerken, dass ich mich bemüht habe, aber gegen die "sch"s und "ch"s kann ich nichts machen. Da kommt der lokale Dialekt durch. Wenn euch das beim Hören stört - sorry!
Ein großes Danke geht an [livejournal.com profile] hyndara71. Sie hat in einer Nacht- und Nebel-Aktion das tolle Cover für uns gebastelt.
Beta: Ebenfalls 1.000 Dank an freaky_nea, die sich voller Geduld und mit spitzen Ohren die Mühe gemacht hat, die Podfic beta zu hören.

Story + Podfic @ AO3 mit Streaming- + Download-Möglichkeit

Viel Spaß beim Hören!
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Titel: "Es gibt (keine) Wölfe in Kalifornien"
Autor: [livejournal.com profile] rei17
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Genre: AU
Pairing: Stiles/Derek bzw. Stiles & Derek
mit einem Gastauftritt von Scott und lebenden Hales;)
Rating: PG-13, Pre-Slash
Länge: Ca. 1 Stunde
Musik: Intro - Gregor Meyle: "Die Chance"
Outro - Jennifer Terran: "Que Sera Sera"
Zusammenfassung:
„Ich glaube dir ja“, sagt Scott. „Du weißt, dass ich dir glaube. Aber was machen wir denn, wenn wir wirklich Wölfe finden?“ Er klingt vage beunruhigt bei diesem Gedanken.
„Alter, Wölfe sind total scheue Tiere! Die haben viel mehr Angst vor Menschen als umgekehrt.“
„Wissen das die Wölfe auch?“ fragt Scott mit völlig unangebrachter Skepsis.

Anmerkungen: Für alle, für die es ein Trigger sein könnte - Warnung - Asthmaattacke.
Diese Podfic ist eine Zusammenarbeit für [livejournal.com profile] pod_together 2014. Die Zusammenarbeit hat viel Spaß gemacht, auch, wenn es ungewohnt war, auf Deutsch aufzunehmen. Zur Podfic muss ich anmerken, dass ich mich bemüht habe, aber gegen die "sch"s und "ch"s kann ich nichts machen. Da kommt der lokale Dialekt durch. Wenn euch das beim Hören stört - sorry!
Ein großes Danke geht an jinxy. Sie hat in einer Nacht- und Nebel-Aktion das tolle Cover für uns gebastelt.
A huge thank you to jinxy who made the beautiful cover for us.
Beta: Ebenfalls 1.000 Dank an [livejournal.com profile] freaky_nea, die sich voller Geduld und mit spitzen Ohren die Mühe gemacht hat, die Podfic beta zu hören.

Story + Podfic @ AO3 mit Streaming- + Download-Möglichkeit

Viel Spaß beim Hören!


P.S.: Als kleines Schmankerl gibts hier noch einen Outtake. Die "Ich weiß, dass ihr Vampire seid"-Zeile war einfach zu geil. Ich konnte mich dann leider nicht beruhigen. Ich hab versucht, mich zu sammeln, um weiterzulesen. Hat leider nicht wirklich geklappt, bevors mit Lachen weiterging;)

Ausschnitt aus der Story, in dem der Satz vorkam. Damit ihr den Kontext versteht. )

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Title: "Melody of Hearts"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dunderklumpen
Recipient: For Quixotism @ the [livejournal.com profile] marvel_poc exchange.
Prompt: May/Skye - May training Skye
Fandom: Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Pairing: May/Skye, May & Skye (onesided attraction), May/Ward
Rating: PG (slash if you squint:)
Word Count: 1.141 words
Summary: Maybe that was what drew her to Skye...
She reminded her so much of herself. Before Bahrain, before all the things she had decided to forget.

Beta: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ivysoul (because I'm no native speaker and she was a sweetheart and looked it over)
A/N: I haven't written anything over 200 words for at least a year now - not to mention in english. But I tried my best with this. Unfortunately the couple stubbornly refused to gave me domestic bliss. I hope Quixotism likes it nevertheless:)
NO SPOILERS for the end of season 1 but the rest is fair game.

The title is inspired by a quote of Albert Einstein:

“A friend is someone who knows the melody of your heart and plays it to you when you have forgotten it.”

Story @ AO3
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Title: "First"
Author: dunderklumpen
Prompt:
# 43. "The first time Charlie sees a dragon." by [livejournal.com profile] luvscharlie for the [livejournal.com profile] charlieficathon.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Charlie & Dragons
Rating: R (if you count mentions of coming)
Word Count: 116 words
A/N: It's a very short snippet - not a drabble exactly but the header is amost longer than the snippet itself. Still, here we go...
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] vix_spes was a sweetheart and took a quick look:)

Snippet )
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Title: "Almost"
Author: dunderklumpen
Recipient:
Little ficlet I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] unbidden_truth's stocking @ [livejournal.com profile] fandom_stocking
Fandom: Almost Human
Pairing: John/Dorian
Rating: PG (slash if you squint:)
Word Count: 285 words
Summary: John muses about Dorian.
Beta: [personal profile] vix_spes (because I'm no native speaker and she was a sweetheart and looked it over)

Almost )
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Titel: "Der heimliche Bewunderer"
Fandom: SG 1
Genre: Romanze, Fluff
Prompt: Geschrieben für [livejournal.com profile] firefly1311 für die Weihnachts-Wichtel-Aktion auf [livejournal.com profile] deutsch_fandom.
Personen: Jack/Daniel
Rating: PG 12
Word Count: 1.861 Wörter.
Zusammenfassung: Was hat Daniels heimlicher Bewunderer als großes Finale seines Weihnachts-Geschenk-Marathons geplant?
Disclaimer: SG 1 und SGA gehören mir nicht, ich spiele nur damit.
A/N: Ich kann nur vor zu viel Fluff warnen, aber Weihnachten ist das hoffentlich erlaubt. Leider ungebetat, aber mit Liebe geschrieben. Auch, wenn mein Deutsch ein wenig eingerostet scheint.

"Frohe Weihnachten, Baby.", sagte er... )

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